- Some questions frequently asked by houseowners : some questions that make you wonder ?
♥ 1. why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue? 2. how come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet? 3. in some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? 4. why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 5. why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 6. why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? 7. if parents say, "never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate halloween? 8. why are all of the harry potter spells in latin if they're english? 9. are children who act in rated 'r' movies allowed to see them? 10. why does a round pizza come in a square box? 11. do bald people get dandruff? 12. why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? 13. can you cry under water? 14. why doesn't winnie the pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? 15. why do they put holes in crackers? 16. why do they call him donkey kong if he is not a donkey? 17. do your eyes change color when you die? 18. if k.f.c stands for kentucky fried chicken, why do they play sweet home alabama on the commercials? 19. in libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? 20. what do you call male ballerinas? 21. what is another word for "thesaurus"? 22. why can't donuts be square? 23. why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 24. why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? 25. why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 26. do fish get thirsty? 27. why doesn't mcdonald's sell hotdogs? 28. at a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 29. what is satan's last name? 30. why is there a disclaimer on the allstate auto insurance commericals that says "not available in all states"? 31. why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? 32. why is grape nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? 33. why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours? they're both dogs! 34. can blind people see their dreams? 35. why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? 36.where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? 37.why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? 38.why does donald duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? 39.if an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? 40.if the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? 41. should vegetarians eat animal crackers? 42. why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 43. if wile e coyote has enough money to by all that acme crap ￼why doesn't he buy his dinner? 44. if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. what is baby oil made from? 45.if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 46.why is there an expiration date on sour cream 47. were mary and joseph's surname christ before jesus was born? 48. if a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? 49. do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? 50. if people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? 51.what type of animal is snuffaluffagus? 52. if you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? 53.can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 54. if a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? 55. why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? 56. does a 'marks-a-lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker? 57. if you really could dig a hole to china, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity? 58. if the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? 59. what happens when you put a lightsaber in water? 60. if a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? 61. why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? 62. why is it ok for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? 63. why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? 64. if one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? 65. what do people in china call their good plates? 66. how come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? 67. why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day? 68. if someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? 69. if an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs? 70. what hap.